Apparently John Edwards jokes are all the rage. They are the opposite of the Chuck Norris jokes of a few years ago.
"Chuck Norris never sleeps. He waits."
Since John Edwards is poofy, his jokes usually make light of that.
"John Edwards doesn't know what the bottom of the toilet seat looks like."
"John Edwards. One drop of his blood has enough estrogen to stop menopause."
Feel free to add your own.